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here there be dumbasses: thisiswhatironylookslike: seventeenkindsofawesome replied to your...
seventeenkindsofawesome replied to your post: CAN I BE HAWKEYE? I CAN SNIPE MY SISTER’S BOW AND ARROWS AND EVERYTHING.it is funny that a bunch of teenage girls quickly claimed all of the superguys, until the only character left is the superlady. WAIT,…
I HAVE A FRIEND OVER. WE JUST HAD TACO BELL.
AND I OPENED A CAN WITH ONE OF THOSE HOLE-POKEY CAN OPENERS. I AM A FUCKING GENIUS.
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Generally, I am opposed to dating male strippers…but if he looked like Channing Tatum, I’d be willing to make some moral exceptions.
Girls movie night? Yes? Yes.
And it ISNT PORN. SO HA.
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mom:you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford commame:THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANTmom:you realize this makes you a nerdme:mom:me:i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obamame:i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obamame:without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippersmom:me:mom:this isn't normal
Posted on June 3, 2012 via courage isn't the absence of fear with 22,257 notes
Source: cutegayboysex
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Can I be Tony Stark?
I believe we already decided you were Iron Man, yes
So we currently have:
Me: Thor
Livvy: Iron Man
Jimmy: Captain America
Caitlin: Loki
Sarah: Hulk
Juli: Nick Fury
SLOTS ARE FILLING UP , GET THEM WHILE THEY’RE STILL THERE
I GET TO BE LOKI? OMG. I’M TOUCHED, GUYS, GUYS, WHAT IS THIS FOR, WHAT’S GOING ON, I JUST WOKE UP AND SAW MY NAME WHAT’S HAPPENING
Congrats, you are evil from another dimension. Good morning!
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Posted on June 2, 2012 via MusArañas with 19,578 notes
Source: musaranas-de-mariateresa
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(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)Me:“Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)Mother:“Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”Boy:“I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”Mother:“The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”Boy:“Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)Boy:*sips* “Gotham is safe.”
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Posted on June 2, 2012 via did you know? with 3,011 notes
Source: did-you-kno
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HEY JIMMY GO GET A CAPTAIN AMERICA HOODIE SO WE CAN MAKE OUT
OhMyGod. YES.
Dont judge me, Im really cool.
Posted on June 2, 2012 via Iron Man with 17,757 notes
Source: starkindu
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Posted on June 2, 2012 via did you know? with 3,478 notes
Source: did-you-kno
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FACT: ‘Gaydar’ is actually a brand name. The gay radar was first patented by Nikola Tesla, and called Electro Magnetic Queer Detector for Alternating Currents.
Posted on June 2, 2012 via Facts About Queers with 279 notes
Source: factsaboutqueers
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